A Misanthrope Journeys to “Paradise” – Santorini.

Up, up up that hill we merrily a - went

Santorini is an adjective-rich environment.  Words like stupendous, splendiferous, astounding, monumental, breath-taking, and wonderous could all be used (sometimes several to a sentence) to describe what might be the most beautiful island that I have ever been to.  It is simply… stunning.  For the life of me I cannot understand how anyone would wish to approach this island by air, although it too might have a phenomenal approach, when arriving by sea is an option.  As the ferry approaches the collection of islands referred to locally as Thira, people rush the catwalks, all jostling for a view and a prime camera position, and leaving me to worry that the boat might begin to list to one side.  And the approach view is… miraculous!  Vast 300 meter high cliffs rise from a central lagoon bordered by several islands which together make up the islands of Thira.  The remnants of a huge volcanic eruption, that occurred sometime before lunch on August the 4th, 1589 BC, these islands are geologically remarkable (something that Ashley never ceases to geek out on), and home to some of the most extraordinary towns, well… anywhere.  Small white houses with the traditional blue shutters and doors sit high atop the cliffs, looking down on the lagoon and all who arrive.  The new arrivee can only think, “I want to be, I MUST BE, up there.” So, let’s add this up, volcanoes, huge lagoon, 300 meter cliffs, boats, blue ocean, black sand beaches, fresh seafood, spectacular views, picturesque towns and friendly locals.  Sounds like the recipe for a pretty good time, eh!  Oh, and did I mention it is the location almost universally recognized as having the most staggering, striking and magical sunsets on the planet?

Another big 'ol cruise ship

Now that I have released all of that synonym research it is important to note that all of this beauty does come with a pretty steep price.  It is, unfortunately, not yours to covet all on your own.  At anytime you must digest this entire splendor with thousands of other like-minded people, each processing it in their own unique way.  Tourists, almost always, disappoint me. But before pointing out that I am indeed one of the aforementioned visitors, please allow me to illustrate what I mean.  It is my concerted effort while visiting another’s country to do my best to speak their language (even if I massacre it), eat their food, follow their cultural traditions and respect their habits.  While in many places this is not a difficult thing to accomplish and witness in other visitors, in Santorini (because of its popularity) they commit the equivalent of opening an underage bar.  They let everyone in, even the stupid pre-teens who can’t hold their booze and wind up throwing up all over the floor.  Walking down a narrow crowded street it is easy to hear the following, “Edgar, look at that pearl necklace, only 2500 euro, are these real pearls like we have in England, or are they Greek pearls?”.  Another if you please, “Terry, I’m so hung-over from last night mate, this Greek beer is shit, I wish we could get some fucking VB.”  And to finish my point, “Earl, can’t we go to a restaurant with real food tonight?  I’m sick of all this funny cheese, oil and fish.”  So, having established my point, it would be fair to say that during our visit to Santorini, along with all the splendor, wonder and appropriate oohhhing and arrring, it was a fairly common occurrence to wish for the opportunity to relieve the world of a few people that should not have been allowed to live in the first place.

More grilling on the dockside. Check out that octopus!

Sailing around the lagoon on our second day (in addition to being enormously helpful from a geologic point-of-view) also mitigated the influx of stupid people.  We visited Nea Kameni, climbing the barren slopes to a sulfur spewing crater surrounded by igneous and metamorphic rocks that Ashley assures me are geologically significant.  We leaped from the boat into the cool Aegean Sea and swam ashore to bathe in the warm, iron rich waters of hot springs on Palea Kamini (Lily – trooper that she is – came with us and made the journey on Daddy’s back).  We visited the outlying island of Therasia, which, unexpectedly, was heaven-on-earth.  Free of idiotic tourists asking for a “Coke with ice, not just a few ice cubes, but a respectable amount of ice,”  Theresa is a oasis of calm, traditional Greek culture and great seafood.  Partaking of the fresh squid skewered with local vegetables only left a small window of time to visit the village perched high atop a cliff.  Free of vehicles of any kind, the locals still use mules to transport all commodities to and from the port.  It was wonderful!

Sunset in Oia

Finally we landed at Oia (pronounced EE-ya), reputedly the – previously mentioned – possessor of the greatest sunset in all of Christendom.  Sitting amongst the hordes, looking out across the waters of the Aegean I felt unexpectedly joined to my solar-worshipping compatriots – numbskulls included.  Whether we came via a slow ferry, airplane or multimillion dollar yacht we were all here to see the sun go to bed.  As my daughter sang “Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun… Mr. Sun goes to beeeeddddd” I looked around me suddenly felt a sense of solidarity, and forgave the tourists their infractions.  The sun went to bed and everyone clapped, celebrating the wonder of nature they had just witnessed.  For once everyone was not watching TV, no one was surfing the internet and no one was buying porn at the news-agent that stood just a few yards from the outlook we now stood on.  Everyone was breathless at a sight that should be routine to them, but was made anew because of the wonders of Santorini.  So thanks Santorini,  despite all else you gave me something that I will take to my grave. You allowed a cynic to show his daughter and wife the ‘greatest sunset in the world” and share it with thousands of other assholes.

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8 Responses to A Misanthrope Journeys to “Paradise” – Santorini.

  1. A spot on assessment of Santorini! Visually stunning but too busy, less friendly and with a greedy town gorging off the thousands of daily cruiser visitors that have ruined the place. To avoid the worst of the crowds I always recommend going to Oia during the day and Thira in the evening for the sunset which is the reverse of what most visitors do. Milos is another stunning volcanic island but with mercifully less visitors and for me Amorgos is just as pretty if not quite so colourful.

    • So true Andrew,

      I was very glad to go and see it, you have to at least once. nevertheless I am very glad to now be on Naxos in the quiet of Agios Prokopios. Good beaches, nice little, uncrowded, town and wonderful (and affordable) food. We are eating out with a vengeance tonight. fresh fish, tasty vegetables and much wine, yay!

  2. I stayed there in 2006 on my first back packing, island hopping adventure. I stayed at the hotel called Agios Prokopios. Glad you like it there, if you get chance I recommend the cathedral tour in the town. It isn’t well publicised but starts at about 5 o’clock in the cathedral square. An old lady takes visitors into places they haven’t a chance of seeing without her! Hope you enjoy that meal!

  3. Ed Whitacre says:

    Your feelings about people who should just not travel (people on ‘ludes should JUST NOT DRIVE!) reminds me of our experience in the catacombs under Paris. A group of young-ish Germans were playing and laughing loudly and acting out what seemed like Indiana Jones sequences.

    • “ludes man”… when I read that I was drinking a glass of water and snorted water out of my nose. Ed, you are just too funny! Yeah, the cruisers were a lot to take, but the beauty of the place was just astounding. In addition there are plenty of undisturbed islands here, our time on Naxos was quiet and intimate (although I understand it is mobbed in the summer) and now we are back on our “home island” of Antiparos for five days before shooting of to the U.A.E.

      Stay well my friend, I have been keeping up with your news, sounds like a lot of acting going on. ACTING… BRILLIANT!

  4. Laura says:

    Looks AMAZING! It’s definitely been on our “to-visit” list and your posts are making me think it should be sooner rather than later. Maybe we’ll have to trade travel stories when you finally make it to Australia.

    • The Greek Islands were our “cannot miss” destination on this trip. It certainly has been wonderful and we will be very sad to leave next week. But nevertheless, onwards always. We would love to share some of our adventures when we arrive in Australia, and hear about yours,keep in touch!

  5. Ann Forster says:

    Cynic? Nooooo!!

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